Lady Swears Bodywash

Lady Swears Bodywash

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The alarm goes off. It's 6:45am. But you don't mind as much, because it's Friday. The day. The one you've been planning for since that coworker tried to throw you under the bus to your boss last week. You won't win today, Mike. Oh no, you will not. You jump in the shower and start rinsing off while you run down the plan in your mind. You’ll get to the office, and you're gonna nail that presentation in front of the whole company. You squeeze our foaming body wash onto the loofah and inhale the incredible scent. You tell yourself that after the presentation you will march into your boss’s office and demand that raise you deserve. She’ll agree, and compliment how great you smell. You rinse off your body, thinking how you'll triumphantly leave the office early while giving Mike a smirk, and head to that second date with the cutie from Tinder. They’ll be mesmerized by your scent and tell you how delicious you smell. Which is a fact, since you can't stop smelling yourself already. Wow, your skin looks amazing! Damn, girl. Go on with your clean, sexy scented self and carpe the hell out of this diem. Are you a bit of a commitmentphobe? Not a problem, because it's available in a 2 oz size that's perfect for testing and for travel. (Our organic shampoo and conditioner are also available in this size; just a little helpful hint for you.) Ingredients: Water, SLES, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Xanthan Gum, Phenoxyethanol
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